Issue 05/11/21 – The Dutch Report

The World for Which I Hope

POEM | ISAAC LOH — I would accept a world okayWhere you and I are justly weighedIn full, jury to condem usFailed, but by concensus. I wish for a world that could be better,At least for me.A world in which I’m better,Where only I am not a mess, though fail you are I say,So am,Continue reading “The World for Which I Hope”

The Elite Protein Shake

CALEB SCHERZER — Are you looking to get ripped? Put on some muscle? Achieve that summer bod? Well then this is the page for you. Follow this recipe to unlock your true potential. Chocolate Coffee Protein shake Cook time: 5-10 mins 151 calories 2g fat 5g Carbs 27g protein 1 cup of iced coffee ½Continue reading “The Elite Protein Shake”

Riddle of the Week 2

What is 2/11 hospitality, not you, half of word, and ends with 18 + 11? ANSWER: homework

European Super League or European Super Greed?

KAMRON NORASTEH — On Sunday, April 18, AC Milan, Atletico Madrid, Barcelona, Inter Milan, Juventus, Real Madrid, Manchester United, Manchester City, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea and, Tottenham announced a breakaway “Super League.” The European Super League, as the clubs named it, would be an additional mid-week competition alongside domestic leagues and cups. It was to includeContinue reading “European Super League or European Super Greed?”